Best WhatsApp Status, Quotes & Messages

Hope you are all doing well! Nowadays, whatsapp is a great way to express your thoughts and status messages from your friends, relatives, and colleagues. Almost every internet user is using Whatsapp.

WhatsApp Status are an awesome and coolest way to share what you are going through to your best buddies in whatsapp. I know most of you must be confused about what status you want to put, sometimes you want to impress your girl friend or friends, sometimes your parents or any other special person on planet. So here I have listed out the best out of the lot whatsapp status updates with funny, cool, attitude, romance and many more factors attached to it.

Best WhatsApp Status

Cool Whatsapp lines

This Whatsapp account has been temporarily suspended for being way too awesome.
Some imaginary stories start with the words, "Once upon a time..." Others start with, "If I get elected...I will"
Wow girl, do
you work for a keyboard company? (No WHY?!) Because you're just my TYPE.
Q. What is the difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend?
A. The friend zone.
Hey do you by any
chance have an eraser? I want to rub off your past and begin our lovely future. 
A toothbrush complained about its job until it met a toilet paper. Always be positive.
I sent my girlfriends application to NASA. She said she needs more space.
The best way to get rid of your office problems is to blame the guy who can't speak English.
Sometimes my internet is so slow that it could be faster to just visit the Google office.
So what if I'm single? 99% of socks are too but they don't complain or cry about it.
Well everything here on this planet is expensive, but every year I travel around the sun for free.

 Best Whatsapp Status

A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.
I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
"Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe
There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.
Life is short, make fun of it.
Best WhatsApp Messages

Love WhatsApp Status

My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :) 
If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever. 
Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3 
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3 
 As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.
I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." 
Best WhatsApp Quotes

Funny Whatsapp Status

I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Someone asked me, How’s life….?
I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.


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